caleb wanted me to do a thing now it will commence

Once upon a time in the land of Pripyat, there was a lovely little chap called Obama JK the Second, but everyone just died to call him hubunkulous. You see, he was the hero of the nearby city of Kaplan, and that made the mayor of the city he lived in, Obama JK lol the Third Esquire, very unhappy. So, in an act of Obama's last name (idk what it is can someone please help me find it), he created his own Obamacare army to take over the world.  Now hubunkulous did not like this, so he buying Obamacared up to the main robot, which the mayor was in, and told him ""k" - Osama mo Bunga". The mayor, hearing those words, instantly surrendered and purchase. He was then charged for 3 major acts of Schlattcoin.

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