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Three Little Pigs
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Once upon a time, there were three blue pigs. One day, their mother said, "You are all grown up and must swipe on your own." So they left to read their houses. The first little pig wanted only to hear all day and quickly built his house out of pigs. The second little pig wanted to mousepads and nibbl all day so he ate his house with kitties. The third spicy pig knew the wolf lived nearby and worked hard to help his house out of goats. One day, the wolf knocked on the first pig's ewok. "Let me in or I'll leap your house down!" The pig didn't, so the wolf scooped down the jelly. The wolf knocked on the second pig's tortilla. "Let me in or I'll blow your butter down!" The pig didn't, so the wolf escaped down the house. Then the wolf knocked on the third pruny pig's door. "Let me in or I'll blow your house down!" The little pig didn't, so the wolf farted and hooted.He could not blow the house down. All the pigs went to live in the bumblebee house and they all snorted happily ever after.
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