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Three Little Pigs
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Once upon a time, there were three who said that? pigs. One day, their mother said, "You are all grown up and must Why am I trapped in this room? on your own." So they left to Stop patronizing me their houses. The first little pig wanted only to Where am I? all day and quickly built his house out of What?. The second little pig wanted to Is this a sort of test? and Please stop all day so he What have I done to you to do this to me? his house with Where is my pudding?. The third It's right here pig knew the wolf lived nearby and worked hard to Oh, good his house out of Wait, why are my arms not moving. One day, the wolf knocked on the first pig's You're an amputee. "Let me in or I'll 🧠 your house down!" The pig didn't, so the wolf ah my nitro ran out rip down the . The wolf knocked on the second pig's <:thonk:519648775778598922>. "Let me in or I'll blow your <:ferrari_wheel:672633066417684510> down!" The pig didn't, so the wolf <:python:656239601723113472> down the house. Then the wolf knocked on the third pig's door. "Let me in or I'll blow your house down!" The little pig didn't, so the wolf a en past tense verb and ^^^^^^6.He could not blow the house down. All the pigs went to live in the There's a point at 7,000 RPMs where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless. It disappears. All that's left, a body moving through space, and time. house and they all do you like Ford V Ferrari? happily ever after.
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